Dave's Variety Hour

Sun Feb 19

I hate every person who puts “Sunday Funday!” as their facebook status

Renny I have never seen this status before but immediately after looking at tumblr I went to facebook and there it was. WTF

(Source: rennyeezus)

Tue Feb 7

#very poor man’s bukowski

I just finished “Love is a Dog from Hell” by Charles Bukowski and it inspired me to write some poems of my own with similar prose and tongue-in-cheek attitude.

I’m not bitter
I’m just stuck in a rut
and it’s always
to blame you

I’m not bitter
I just have this
slight mishap
where I over-think
and obsess

I’m not bitter
I just can’t stand
the thought
of where you
sleep at night

I swear, I’m not bitter
I just don’t think
that I can
be around you

I’m not bitter
I’m not bitter
Really, I’m not bitter
At least that’s not
my intent

Wed Feb 1

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."

Mon Jan 30

Well sometimes you just have to go back to square one to see things clearly. The last few weeks have been something of a roller coaster. Some days I wake up and feel like its all been a dream. I actually had three consecutive, extremely vivid nightmares last night. I think my brain is trying to process too much information. Either that, or my brain is trying to make me miserable while I sleep so the actual day seems a little better. It’s all perspective, right?

But in all reality, things are going okay. 

Tue Sep 13

Well Renny I hope you are sorry about coming at me. Better luck next time…;)

Sun Sep 11

Oh Renny…I don’t ever use this thing but I felt baited. Sunday morning may be sunshine and kittens but come tonight it will be crying shame for you. It will be kind of embarrassing for you to lose the first game in your own league…good luck to you in all future games, though.

Wed May 25

Youre not really from Baltimore unless



You know the correct side Natty Boh’s eye is on.

I would argue this is debatable, since it depends if you’re talking about the cans (presumably) or the neon / “Where Baltimore gets engaged depictions.

Can we add that you are not from Baltimore if you add 3 extra eyes to someone else’s drawing of the natty boh guy at super art fight? Oh shit…I’m still bitter if you can’t tell.

(Source: elandichristine)

Fri May 13
Mon May 9
Sun May 1

Life is wonderful.


Spending my Saturday night with some of my closest friends rocking out to the music of our high school years. Some of the playlist so far: The Used, Sevendust, Static-X, Boys Night Out, Atreyu, Circle Takes The Square, Linkin Park, Senses Fail, Horse the band, Silverstein, From First To Last, From Autumn To Ashes…and the night is still young.

There’s no where else I’d rather be right now. I don’t even care that high school was ten years ago.

Last night was awesome. Thanks to everyone for coming over. We will have to do that again soon :)